Alocasia Melo: The Velvet Tank with a Taste for Drama

She may be compact, but Alocasia Melo is not here to blend in. With ultra-thick, textured, almost rubbery leaves that look like they’ve been sculpted out of jade, she gives prehistoric jungle queen. Matte, dark green-blue tones? Check. Deeply ridged surface? Oh yes. She’s mysterious, moody, and magnetic—a collector’s dream and a terrarium centerpiece if humidity’s high and space is tight.

But don’t be fooled by her tough look. She might look like a tank, but she’s got diva energy.

If her light is too low, her soil too wet, or her roots too cold? … then your in trouble.

Care Guide: Treat Her Right

• Light: Bright, indirect light. She can’t stand the harsh rays, but don’t shove her in a dark corner either. She needs to be admired—and to photosynthesize.

• Water: Keep it consistent but never soggy. Water when the top 2–3 cm of soil feels dry. She's not a fan of wet feet.

• Humidity: Melo wants spa day, every day. 60% or higher humidity keeps her happy. Mist if you must, or better yet, give her a humidifier.

• Soil: Chunky, fast-draining mix. Think orchid bark, perlite, coco peat. She likes her space—tight roots are a no-go.

• Pot: Terracotta or breathable pots work best to avoid root rot. But keep her snug, not squashed.

  
  

Winter Guide: Keep Her Warm or Else

• Temperature: Never let her dip below 15°C. She's tropical and not into cold feet.

• Watering in Winter: Scale back. Let her top layer dry out more between drinks.

• Light Boost: Winter sun got her sulking? Give her a grow light boost to keep her photosynthetic sass up.

  
  

Troubleshooting Her Tantrums

• Yellowing Leaves? Probably overwatering or poor drainage. Dry her out and check those roots.

• Curling Leaves? Too dry or too cold. She’s delicate despite the armour.

• Brown Crispy Edges? Low humidity. She's not here for desert air.

• Droopy or Sudden Leaf Loss? You’ve crossed her line. Check for cold drafts, soggy roots, or stress. She will throw a fit if things aren't just right.

  
  

She’s moody, she’s dramatic, she’s high-maintenance—and you’ll love her for it.